Bertie's Ode To His Lucky Pet Dog Coat!
Of all the things I love in life
My walkies must come first
Come rain or shine, fun or strife
It's out the door I burst!
With collar and lead, it's off I speed
To bound through the rain swollen moat
And as for getting wet, I needn't fret
I've wearing my Lucky Pet coat!
Through mud and muck, ponds and streams
No dirt is far too dirty
Through hedge and bush, headlong I rush
That's why I'm Dirty Bertie!
When the mud has been ran through,
When the rain has been chased
When I'm wearing the outdoors all over my face
It's time to go home, for tea and a nap
While my Lucky Pet Coat is washed by my chap.
I remember the times when it was me who
was cleaned
I dreaded the lather, the water, the steam
Now thank to those clever people, it seems
It's my Lucky Pet coat that goes round the machine.
I love my coat!
